Population | 20.939 billion |
Capital | Ickenham |
Leader | His Supremely Eirenic Eminence |
Currency | franc |
Animal | green monster |
The Most Serene Republic of Blandings and Fenwick is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supremely Eirenic Eminence with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.939 billion Blandings and Fenwickians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ickenham. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Blandings and Fenwickian economy, worth a remarkable 2,383 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,852 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, childhood friends of His Supremely Eirenic Eminence are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBBAF Governor goes house hunting. Crime is totally unknown. Blandings and Fenwick's national animal is the green monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Blandings and Fenwick is ranked 15,375th in the world and 52nd in Texas for Largest Populations, with 20.9 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBBAF Governor goes house hunting.
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, childhood friends of His Supremely Eirenic Eminence are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in Blandings and Fenwick, many friends and relatives of His Supremely Eirenic Eminence have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Blandings and Fenwick lost the endorsement of The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co.
- : Blandings and Fenwick voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Blandings and Fenwick voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Indian Empire, Trecdom2, and Studly Penguins.